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Saturday 31 July 2004

July 31, 2004

Skegness to Ollerton Bike Ride
I am sat here typing this short message with one of the kids inflatable rings glued to my Arse !!
I was a bit worried about Emma and the rest of the girls making it all the way and keeping up.
By the 50 mile stage my arse,knees and ankles were killing me and the girls all looked quite relaxed !!
It was a brilliant effort by everyone and a really enjoyable pre bike ride night was had in Skegness which included one or two high energy drinks ready for the following morning.

I really wished that a camera had been handy when I was woken up very early on the morning of the ride, to the sound of Fred doing a multi coloured yawn just outside his tent which was only bettered by Wally dissapearing over the front of his handlebars just down the road from the clock tower.

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Wednesday 16 June 2004

June 16, 2004

Training
Come on down
It’s fun
Varied
AND you are not just driven into the ground and left to feel knackered.
We are getting about 20 to 25 at the moment which is great.
I will add the new league table to the website and that will give you an idea why we have to train !!
Pump those legs

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Friday 14 May 2004

May 14, 2004

Player Profiles
Who could the next player profile be about ?
Awaiting new information before publication.
Hair’s another clue – Favourite Colour 116 !!
Wally
Contact our publications room at:- info@ollertonrugby.com

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Wednesday 24 March 2004

March 25, 2004

Rugby Player Descriptions ! (An alternative view)
Front Row
Without a doubt the manliest men on the pitch(Not Wal). Large, often hairy, beer swilling carnivores (Wal) that can and will smash anything in their path. Revelling in the violence inherent in the scrum, they are rarely considered “nice” people, and in fact to some they aren’t even considered humans at all. Front rowers tolerate this attitude far and wide because they recognise their role at the top of the food chain and are used to suffering the fools that surround them. Accused by some of simply being dumb, I prefer to think of this group as “open to unconventional ways of thinking.”
2nd Row
Slightly below the front row on the food chain. As with front row players it is inadvisable to put an appendage you wish to keep near this group’s maw when they are in the feeding mode.(Wilf) This group of large, often foul smelling brutes is also more than willing to relish the finer points of stomping on a fallen opponent’s body and will gleefully recount the tale ad infinitum. While they tend to take the tag “Powerhouse of the Scrum” a little too seriously, they can be useful if inured with the proper hatred of their fellow man. While members of this proud fraternity like to think of themselves as “open to unconventional ways of thinking” – they are
usually just dumb.(Not Wilf)

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